10 ¢σммαи∂мєитѕ σf мαяяιαgє


¢σммαи∂мєит 10.	Man is incomplete until he marries. After that, he is finished.

¢σммαи∂мєит 9.	Every woman wants a man who is handsome, understanding, economical and a considerate lover, but again, the law allows only one husband.

¢σммαи∂мєит 8.	Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.

¢σммαи∂мєит 7.	Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish talking.

¢σммαи∂мєит 6.	Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

¢σммαи∂мєит 5.	When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.

¢σммαи∂мєит 4.	Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage,the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

¢σммαи∂мєит 3.	Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!

¢σммαи∂мєит 2.	If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

¢σммαи∂мєит 1.	Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.